Oh My goodness a new Tine Commercial!!!

Oh my god, Mr Melk is back!



Translation:

Mr.Melk: "Hello everybody. Its good to have body control and strong stomach muscles. You have to train a little and eat and drink healthily. Tine Milk is naturally rich... uh... Tine Milk is natually rich in protiens that help with a stronger body and your new muscles. It tastes good!"

dear lord! its soo funny!!! XD

snakkes!!!

De Syvende Far i Huset

this is the video that my group made for Norsk!!!

This is the translated text, i used google then edited it when things were left out, but this is what we said, or tried to say in bewteen giggles!


"There was once a man who was looking to move. Then he came at last to a large and beautiful farm, it was a mansion so grand that it could easily have been a small castle. "It will be good to get rest," he said to himself, when he got inside the gate. Close by stood an old man with gray hair and beard, and cut firewood. "Good evening, father," said the traveler, "I can get lodgings here tonight?"

"I am not the father of the house," said the old man, "go into the kitchen and talk to my father!"

The traveler went into the kitchen, where he met a man who was even older, and he knelt over the fireplace, blowing on the heat.

"Good evening, father, I borrowed a room for the night?" said the traveler.

"I am not the father of the house," said the old, "but go in and talk to my father, he is sitting at the table in the living room."

So the traveler went into the living room and talked to the one sitting at the table, he was much older than the other two, and he sat and teeth chattering, shaking and trembling, and reading a great book, almost like a little child.

"Good night, Father, will you lend me a room for the night?" said the man.

"I am not the father of the house, but talk to my father, who sits on the bench," said the man who sat at the table, teeth chattering and shaking and trembling.

So the traveler went to him who sat on the bench, and he held on and would get a pipe of tobacco: but he was so hunched and his hands shook so that he could hardly hold onto the pipe.

"Good evening, father," said the traveler left. "Can you put me up for the night."

"I am not the father of the house," replied the old fellow huddled, "but talk to my father, who lies in bed."

The traveler went to bed, and there was an old, old man, as there was nothing alive to watch than a couple of big eyes.

"Good evening, father, I can get lodgings here tonight?" said the traveler.

"I am not the father of the house, but talk to my father, who is in the cradle," said the man with the big eyes.

The traveler went to the cradle, and there was an ancient man, so shriveled up that he was no bigger than a baby, and he could not understand that there was life in it other than the noise it was making.

"Good evening, father, I can get lodgings here tonight?" said the man.

It lasted a long time before he could answer, and even longer before the old man was done with it, he like the others said, that he was not the father of the house, "but talk to my father, he hangs in the horn (i think this might actually mean to say 'corner' but im not certian so i'll leave it) on the wall."

Traveler stared up the walls, and at last he saw the horn, but when he saw after he hung in there, he was no different to look at than a fal that had the likeness of a human face.

Then he was so frightened that he cried aloud: "Good evening, father!" Will you lend me for the night? "

The father up the horn as a small sebaceous look, and there was no more than he could understand that it should be the same as: "Yes, my child!"

And now it came into a table that was covered with the costliest dishes and beer and liquor, and when he had eaten and drunk, came in a nice bed with reinkalvs-traps, and the traveler was rather glad that he at last had found the right father in the house."

the whole class thought our video was great! the teacher had to wipe her eyes because she thought it was so funny she began to cry XD The whole class thought k was very funny, but im pretty sure thats just because i sounded so absurd and obviously forgot my line. they also thought Marte's second part and Weronica's second bart were great! lots and lots of laughs!!! i think some groups were annoyed that we went first after seeing that... or at least i hope so :)

anyway, im hoping my hair dries before pappa and karro get home from training. and i hope that the tacos dont take too long to cook :)

ok vi snakkes!!!

oh cool!

only 40 more views and this blog will have had 4,444 views!!! so cool!!! well, a little less if you're reading this now XD

I like the fact that russetida gives me an excuse to not write here, sorry about that

Heia!!!

its been a while no? Ive been busy, stuff has been happening in my life. I really havent felt like writing, ive had major mood swings that i dont really want to go into :)

So these last few weeks have revolved around avoiding the blå-russ because even though it has been warmer out, its still not warm enough to allow ones self to be soaked in water... really not enjoyable.

the worst day was Wednesday, when i was sitting in the buss station being down and thus not paying attention to my surroundings as well as i normally would I suddenly felt a blast against my chest and felt water dripping down my front... thank goodness i wasnt wearing a white shirt... anyway if you didnt guess I was attacked INSIDE which isnt supposed to be allowed, by a group of blå-russ... XP

then when i went outside to see if a bus facing the wrong way was mine I was soaked again. the group had been waiting outside and they decided that the first time they got be was not enough, so they stood about a meter away and shot me full force, and since i dont have a water gun and my umbrella was at home i figured the best course of action was to ignore them. if i had asked them or told them to stop they would have just laughed and ignored me... thus this resulted in the fact that i was dripping when i finally got on a bus. it wasnt the right bus, but it got me near enough the correct route that i was able to catch the next bus. I also bought 3 bags of ostepop, so that was helpful.

on friday i had to leave my classes early (not that i minded, it was math) so that i could clean Marte's house and get back to school before my norsk grupp went to film our hmwk video. it was really funny!!! I will post the video tomorrow when it gets put on youtube, but until then you can look at the pics i took while this was happening XD




this is the veiw of the bridge to the main land, the one we're supposed to craw over for russekrav! i havent yet but i will do it!!! HAHAHAHA!!!



A pretty waterfall thing that was on the way up the path to the hytte where we were going to film... :)



I really liked this oven... i want it! actually the whole hyttewould be really nice if it was cleaned up and re-painted etc. etc.



Øyvind, Marte (you can just barely see her face) and Silje. figuring out how to stuff a pipe with some grass that was collected outside... XD



Øyvind (the filmer!)



Ingvild (the main character) and a bit of Weronica (acting as the 3rd father at this point)



Silje (an onlooker at this point)



Marte and her pipe. waiting for her next part while laughing at Weronica



Silje again, i figured that she would want a picture of her with her eyes open on my blog :)



Weronica, very very in character!!! XD we just laughed and laughed!!! I forgot to get a picter of her "hanging" on the wall, but you'll see it when i post the video tomorrow :D



Done with filming, Weronica is running away so she doesnt have to carry stuff... lazy bum :)



Ingvild giving a fun pose! the other 3 un-aware that im taking a picture XD



the last 4 coming down the road to meet up with us again. and thus the day ended. O.O

sooo fun!!!

and last i will leave you with a picture that i took at 11o'clock at night... i swear to god. i dont know how i going to survive when it really is midnattsol next week... T.T



snakkes folkens!!!

strange things that happen during russetida...

1) get asked by almost every child for a russekort, no matter the time or place.
2) sitting under the desks with almost the whole class, for the whole period.
3) watch as a gang of blå-russ attacks the school building with who knows what.
4) watch as said gang of blå-russ runs away when one rød-russ goes out to confront them.
5) watch a water fight take place in the classroom.
6) read a really dumb graffitti written on a cement blockade that says: Kviser e rød, russen e blå. (zits are red, russ are blue)
7) get shot in the head with a water gun when standing on the side of the road by a car full of blå-russ. who then scream "blå-russ baby!" as an explaination.
8) find more than one opened condom in a public place.
...

theres definitly more since this is from only one day... i would have taken pics but i forgot to put my camera in my pocket before going to school sooo... sorry!

but all of these things happened to me today, im just wondering what im going to do if interesting things over load my brain...

tootles!

Meet the Girls of Norway, they party like rock stars on re-play... seriously. most of them actually do... at least during russetida

This is a great song and i can tell you it really does sound like russetida!

enjoy!!!

Pictures from russetida!!!

At the shore when we were going to do the first russkrav, which is taking a dip in the ocean before the 1st of may. this is Weronica getting out of the car right before deciding to get back in. XD



Weronica in her bathing suit not very happy about whats coming up.



Silje trying to be positive.



Me, shivering already. havent even come near the water. XD



One last pic before getting wet.



cant you see the crazy in her eyes? why the heck are we doing this?



Oh my god the crazy of norwegians has officially infected me!!!



You cant see it but my lips were a lovely shade of plum, my feet had been numb since to seconds after walking into the water and would remain so for the next 1/2 hour + and i didnt stop shivering for a while either. note that the water was -4 degrees celcius... COOOOLD!!!



YEAH!!! WE DID IT!!! WE TOOK A DIP IN FREEZING COLD WATER AND SURVIVED!!!



Silje"Dr House" before being "baptized" as Russ...



Marte "Jeger'n" ("The hunter" is the translation i believe...) before russedåping.

Ok, about russedåping, the russ baptism, its not having water or some form of alcohol poured over your head (i say alcohol because really it seems more likely if you know what russ do over russetida XP. No, its shots. Shots at 10 IN THE MORNING!!! oh my gawd! really! i didnt have any booze with me so Silje gave me a can of cider, she took some of Invild's tequila. actually most of the girls had tequila, the guys who had to take shots at the same time as the person being "baptized" were very quickly begging that no one else took tequila... but at the same time when i went up with cider they almost made me switch to jegermeister... O.O"



Weronica had been working so she couldnt be baptized, so we went to do it, not with alcohol since she was working. no, we used Burn, a really powerful energy drink that is way more popular than red bull in harstad at least.



SKÅL!



finishing the shot XD



Tying the condom that was randomly given to us on our russelue (the hat that we're supposed to wear the whole time) because if you are given a condom by some random person it's a russekrav... one of the things your supposed to as a russ, usually involving drinking too much or having sex. but i think the best ones are the funny ones. like having lunch or breakfast or sleeping in a roundabout. XD



The Russekort im in the process of eating. Thanks for the donation Silje.



See? Im eating it! its a lot harder to chew than gum though.



My Russelue! with the condom i was given and a copy of the russekort i ate :) and can you see my russenavn? it's karate kid XD



Ingvild and Silje!



Øyvind and Marte!



Ingvild and Silje again :)



The snacks at our drinking place. Which is the apartment that Silje is dogsitting at (i accidentily wrote godsitting... i think thats kinda funny no?)



A mark on one of the couches from the night before, from one of Weronica'siron on patches on her russebukser! thought it was funny so i took a pic XD



The refrigiator of the russ. the bottom 2 racks are all alcohol, and a little on the 2nd rack too. the rest of the fridge is rather empty... only some butter, cheese and deli-meat. XD



Ingvild writing on Marte... you'll see what in a sec :)



Silje taking a picture of Ingvild writing on Marte XD



Now Ingvild's writing on Silje!



Close up!



The writing on Marte: Ingvild H wants these breasts (actually its more like boobies but whatever!)



Writing on Silje: Ingvild H wants this breast!



And even on me?!?! I want these breasts, Ingvild...

pffff! so funny!!!